Nature calling

Last night, a friend who recently moved to town and I sat outside to enjoy the weather. We took advantage of the deck in the back and ate some cheesecake. Around 11PM a car pulls up, four guys get out of the car. We could tell they were headed to a party, two of them had six packs in their hands.

The guys didn't know Jennifer and I were around, which you will soon be very aware of. All four guys proceed to walk up to the wood fence across the road. I thought they were going to mess with the dogs on the other side. To our amazement they 'relieve' themselves at the fence. Yep, the four guys proceed to answer nature's call while standing just across the street from us!

Jennifer and I tried to muffle our laughter. We were absolutely dying of laughter at their expense! Finally, one of the guys notices us and we hear, "Oh, I see them." Then, the guys try to act like they didn't notice us and walk on into the house as though nothing happened.

Moral of the story: When going to a party, wait until you are at the party to start drinking; otherwise, you will need to answer nature's call on your way there.